Drive-by spellchecking

Sitting behind this guy at a stop light, listening to his car stereo blasting punk rock and reading his bumper stickers: Son of Sam, AFI Sing the Sorrow, Roses Are Red, one that says, “The next time you think you’re perfect, just try walking on water,” and another that says, “More orgasms, less kids,” with little sperm drawings to illustrate.

I am appalled. All by myself in my car, I exclaim, “Fewer! FEWER kids!”

If bumper sticker publishers can’t even use proper grammar, I honestly don’t know what kind of world we’re living in anymore.


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