i’ve been in this car too long

i found a use for the chip in my windshield.  the truck in front of me has a bumper sticker of a chihuahua and, if i close one eye and unfocus enough, i can line up that little dark crescent-shaped blur so it looks like a bad piece on the pooch's head.  rest assured, i made this discovery sitting at a stoplight, not while driving.  though, if anything were to persuade me to drive with one eye shut and the other crossed, it would be a miniature dog in a toup.

we wont even talk about the denture-wearing squirrel who taught me to steer with my feet so i can blog this right now.

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2 Responses to “i’ve been in this car too long”

  1. 1 Matthew J August 16, 2006 at 11:03 pm

    …you've Reeeally been in that car too long lol
    where were you driving?

  2. 2 Ernie August 17, 2006 at 8:44 am

    long story short, i've driven almost a hundred miles in the last two
    days, all in the name of the library. it is a long tale of woe
    and frustration that… i think may need to spark a bitter post!!
    geeeet ready for it! šŸ˜€

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