beer: the liquid food

i had beer for breakfast.  it was good.  just like LIQUID FOOD.

according to my girlfriends, the descent into breakfast beering makes me a "guy."  actually i was just a chick who woke up with a cold at a friend's house where i was ignorant of the location of any cold medicine, but very well aware of where she kept her beer.  and i was hungry.  and needed to get back to sleep.  beer fit the bill on all three counts.

besides, according to anheuser-busch, one sip has "more nourishment than a dozen loaves of bread."  beat THAT, frickin lembas!

ah victorians. 

they look so cute and cuddly with their poetic license in advertising.

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4 Responses to “beer: the liquid food”


  1. 1 Matthew J December 6, 2006 at 10:11 pm

    makes me glad i wasnt nursed victorian style :O im dating an alcoholic. i knew it. tonic-shmonic ya boozer 😛 we love you anyway, just because you compared lembas to bread and beer in the same breath.

  2. 3 Dylan December 7, 2006 at 8:56 am

    Makes me think of Firefly and the episode with Mudder's Milk, the alcoholic beverage that contains all your nutrients for the day. In fact, I think there are recipes for it floating around the Internet, if you decide that booze is your new breakfast of choice!

  3. 4 Kahaha Wahine December 11, 2006 at 6:13 pm

    Just because I mock you about having beer for breakfast
    doesn't mean I'm not a hypocrite…(hum de dum dum dum)
    ahem…the above message will self destruct in 30 seconds….I hope.


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