this is the saddest post i will ever make

just to let you guys know, tiger and i are over.  it was a beautiful three months.  we are a perfect couple in every way except one: incompatible religions.  so basically we're a match made in heaven, just different versions of it.

bring on the awkward get-togethers, the sexual tension among friends, the parties and game sessions where two people still in love look across the room at each other in impossibility.  and you all get to be a part of it!  not to mention going through it all again when one of us starts dating someone else, like busting a scab open all. over. again.  i know.  love is beautiful that way.

so i go out of 2006 the way i went in: available and on the market.  cmon, come to my house guys, come on and come to my house, dudes dudes!  ah i'm freakin hilarious.

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3 Responses to “this is the saddest post i will ever make”

  1. 1 Matthew J December 31, 2006 at 12:04 pm

    my hands are tied, my body bruised you got me with, nothing to win and nothing left to lose. and you give yourself away, and you give yourself away,and you give, and you give, and you give\with or without youonce again, ernie is the stronger one of us. i wouldnt have missed it"hey look, they got in the boat. fish fish"

  2. 2 Piscis January 1, 2007 at 8:45 am

    My frowny-face is going all the way down to the ground.
    Blerf… I'm sorry, guys…
    I know there's nothing I can say to make things any easier, but hang in there…we're all here for both of you.

  3. 3 Dylan January 1, 2007 at 10:04 am

    I'm sad for both of you, but oh-so-proud of how well you're both handling this. It's a tough thing of course, especially since you both are so compatible in many ways (except for that important one).Love is difficult, but beautiful. Les and I are here for both of you, whatever we can do.

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