Archive for March, 2007

i got it all figured out

rivers never fill the oceans
but oceans always feel
their waters reaching deep inside them
i guess they always will.

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funny you should mention peanut butter.

my niece, now two and a half, has developed a new habit.  whenever discussing a random object such as a chair, the cat or mommy's bracelet, she suddenly demands, "i smell it!"  we're like, "okay, go ahead and smell it."  after she's given it a good, audible whiff, we ask, "what does it smell like?" to which she invariably replies, "peanut butter."

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funny, funny diseases

at work.  loaned mark my chapstick.
he hands it back, saying, "don't worry, i only have gonosyphiherpeaids."

what happened to a simple "thank you"?

gonosyphiherpeaids (gn-sf-hûrpdz) n.
really gross.  do not loan chapstick to.

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