funny, funny diseases

at work.  loaned mark my chapstick.
he hands it back, saying, "don't worry, i only have gonosyphiherpeaids."

what happened to a simple "thank you"?

gonosyphiherpeaids (gn-sf-hûrpdz) n.
really gross.  do not loan chapstick to.

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4 Responses to “funny, funny diseases”

  1. 1 Matthew J March 16, 2007 at 12:22 pm

    webster's really not putting much feeling into it these days are they. that definition, while useful, was pretty lacking dont you think?

  2. 2 Ernie March 16, 2007 at 3:29 pm

    alright, let's hear your definition, mr. urban dictionary! 😉

  3. 3 Matthew J March 16, 2007 at 5:27 pm

    Gonosyphiherpeaids n.The inhabitants of Gonosyphiherpea. Most known for their practice of treating std's by rubbing peanutbutter on the affected area, they are slowly dying from the effects of chapstick prejudices heavily present in many western civilizations. a native asks an american for chapstick, and not obtaining, perishes of herpes or something. damn americans.

  4. 4 mariaelaina March 19, 2007 at 6:46 pm

    Ha! I've been catching up and working backwards through the
    posts, so I thought Ernie was just being cute when she said, "funny you
    should mention peanut butter". Someone really did mention peanut butter.

    P.S. Ewwwww.

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