outnumbered (not for the squeamish)

i'm staring sleeplessly into space (thanks, prescription decongestant, you fucker), dabbing at my bloody nose, gingerly swallowing past the sand paper in my throat while hacking up globs of monkey poo.  in the limp defeat after a coughing fit, a white-hot needle of pain works its way through my left frontal lobe to the base of my skull and i weakly think, "so many… so many symptoms…"

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2 Responses to “outnumbered (not for the squeamish)”

  1. 1 Kahaha Wahine March 27, 2008 at 3:04 pm

    …erm. I've found a good remedy for coughing fits that leave you weak
    and benumbed. Take a bunch of laxatives. Then you'll be afraid to

  2. 2 Ernie March 27, 2008 at 7:13 pm

    LOL!! EWWWWWWW!! i'm shocked and disgusted. (ie, delighted. 😀 )

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