exercise THIS!

work provides us staff with a weekly exercise class for our health and wellness. it’s a combination of yoga, pilates, aerobics, grunting and wheezing. i love it because i love health and i also love wellness. i also love that all of the moves are slightly sexual except for one that’s totally obscene. imagine a room full of women all jerking their fists in front of their faces and see what it looks like to you.

this morning i was a trifecta of fitness. i was late to class. i wore a dirty shirt that turned out to have sweat-activated stink powers. and then i cut a couple SBDs.

hey, these abs of steel don’t come without a price.

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