except bifocals won’t fix crazy

actual conversation in the staff lounge today:

Mrs. H: Who’s that in the picture?
Mrs. T: Mike and his daughter.
Mrs. H: And you?
Mrs. T: … That’s Mike.
Mrs. H: With the long hair?
Mrs. T: … Aaand the beard.

3 Responses to “except bifocals won’t fix crazy”

  1. 1 Jungle Cat April 27, 2010 at 12:52 pm

    Actual conversation between my sister and I about my 2-year-old son.

    Me: He sure loves muffin tops.

    Sister: He does?! That’s kinda weird.

    Me: Um . . . why is that weird?

    Sister: It just seems like an odd thing for a 2-year-old to like.

    Me: Why? They’re awesome. He asks for them all the time.

    Sister: What are you talking about?

    Me: Muffin tops!

    Sister: Right. Wait . . . what?

    Me: Muffin tops. The frozen breakfast treats. We buy them at the Safeway.

    Sister: Oh. I was thinking of something else.

    Me. Yeah. I don’t think he likes THOSE muffin tops. But you’d have to ask him.

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