this post is so sexy you can hardly stand it

once again, some measly microscopic organisms have taken over my body and re-purposed it exclusively for the production of mucus, a substance without even any market value. see? sexy.

so tonight i took my sad, sorry phlegm-machine and curled it up on my parents’ living room floor and we all watched Chain Reaction, a timeless monument to the nineties’ preoccupation with clean energy, long action sequences that are fairly pointless, and China. at the end, all questions were answered and the heroes were alive. the contrast was not lost on any of us Losties in the room. ah Keanu, your movies are a welcome time machine to a simpler era.

afterward, we watched an old episode of Star Trek, my favorite show of all time. i appreciate Star Trek for taking the time it could have spent on character development and instead spending it showing jiggly things in outer space. tonight was the one where the Enterprise helps give birth to a giant ravioli. when we tried telling this to my sister as she walked through the room on the phone with her fiancé, she accused us all of being on pot and went to brush her teeth.


2 Responses to “this post is so sexy you can hardly stand it”

  1. 1 The Pants June 1, 2010 at 8:47 am

    Chain Reaction!? Man I loved(ed) that movie. Morgan and Keanu and Rachel (right?) and science and the need to SAVE THE WORLD from misused tech. Love it. Were you watching original Star Trek?!

    • 2 sexualreference June 3, 2010 at 12:08 am

      i KNOW. saving the world was never so SEXY.

      though original Star Trek features its share of jiggly outer space things, this episode was Next Generation. season 4 to be precise. i have it, so come on over anytime and i’ll dish us up a heaping helping of space raviolis on DVD.

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