gotta pee

Working the public desk. Putting the final touches on a girl’s request form while she waits. You become aware of another child hovering nearby awaiting his turn to ask a question.

What’s remarkable about this situation is THE CHILD IS VIBRATING INTENSELY. Something between a convulsion and maybe some kind of high-speed version of the Humpty Hump is going on in this child’s body. You look up to make eye contact or at least rule out seizure and are greeted by this face:

You: “Do you have a question?”
Child: “W-w-where’s your b-bathroom?”

This is when you leap up so fast you almost knock over your chair and you run him to the bathroom. It’s been 92 days since you had to get out the SuperSorb and you’ll make it to 93 even if it’s over the mown-down bodies of innocent bystanders.

Kids. Using their powers of courtesy for evil.


4 Responses to “gotta pee”

  1. 1 Jungle Cat July 21, 2010 at 4:48 pm

    How’s he gonna pee with no arms? Seems messy.

  2. 3 Motormouth July 21, 2010 at 8:42 pm

    Oh. Em. Gee.
    Best post ever.

    • 4 sexualreference July 21, 2010 at 10:33 pm

      ha! thanks, M! and you probably haven’t even busted out the flip-o-rama action by holding a hand mirror over one side of his face, then the other. TWO DISTINCT FACIAL EXPRESSIONS! it’s very true to life.

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