Archive for February, 2007

i think it goes WA-WA-WAAAAH

one of the ladies at work when she saw my outfit today asked "what's the costume for?"

i just KNOW there's a sound effect to go with that moment, it's just a matter of finding the RIGHT ONE.

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we come in peace

my sister july's description of our recent house hunting among the cookie-cutter paradise:

like lego town with toy houses with no decorative features on them.  and lego people walking around saying "meep meep.  time to go to work.  i am a normal human.  meep meep."

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is that a huge me?

yes.  am i the vainest person in the world?  maybe.  but mostly i'm waiting around to get sleepy enough to go to bed and playing with banners seemed a good thing to do.

but now i'm staring at myself.  i mean i am staring at me.  i mean that me is staring at me.  and frankly it's–i'm–starting to creep me out.

huh.  must be time for bed.

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shmalentines

i had this experience yet again today, so i must share how i am rewriting alanis to better apply to MY life:

it's like meeting the man of your dreams
and then meeting his beautiful MOTHER.

that's right, people.  you heard of gaydar?  i need teendar.  bad.  maybe twendar.

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so gassy

but otherwise much better.  thank you all for bein there.

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just so sad

not much to do about it.

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BAM! i’m catwoman

so i'll admit it: i've been laying low, avoiding vox because lately it's been a pretty painful place for me to be.

but now it's time.  i'm takin' vox back.  that's right people, just like porchmonkey.
disclaimer: Clerks II reference, i am not in the habit of using the word "porchmonkey" nor do i believe the word "porchmonkey" to be in any way redeemable so please address any "porchmonkey" hatemail to jay and silent bob.

i don't really have anything else to say, except lookit this picture of me as Catwoman!

i even come with my own sound effect!
disclaimer: batman pasted to conceal the identity of an innocent child.  batman not to scale.

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